feat(alpha): Add Footer and add color to header

Footer> Random qutoes will appear each time you start a new session in
nvim
Header> Make it red

lazy-lock.json

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
   "Comment.nvim": { "branch": "master", "commit": "0236521ea582747b58869cb72f70ccfa967d2e89" },
   "LuaSnip": { "branch": "master", "commit": "68153ebb03e65d8a437c6240553645c57f17cf99" },
   "alpha-nvim": { "branch": "main", "commit": "29074eeb869a6cbac9ce1fbbd04f5f5940311b32" },
+  "alpha-nvim-fortune": { "branch": "main", "commit": "a73e3bb8dbeaea54d378fa0460f14d07286ef19f" },
   "ascii.nvim": { "branch": "master", "commit": "e5e20e95f0384f79ec2705c437ae422449748463" },
   "catppuccin": { "branch": "main", "commit": "bd709843621bd7e43ceb83ae90ac1672cca8dbaf" },
   "cmp-nvim-lsp": { "branch": "main", "commit": "5af77f54de1b16c34b23cba810150689a3a90312" },

lua/custom/plugins/alpha.lua

@@ -1,9 +1,12 @@
 return {
   'goolord/alpha-nvim',
-  dependencies = 'nvim-tree/nvim-web-devicons',
+  dependencies = { 'nvim-tree/nvim-web-devicons', 'BlakeJC94/alpha-nvim-fortune' },
   config = function()
     local alpha = require("alpha")
     local dashboard = require("alpha.themes.dashboard")
+    local fortune = require("alpha.fortune")
+
+    math.randomseed(os.time())
 
     local ascii_arts = {
       kraken = {
@@ -204,6 +207,66 @@ return {
         [[    █  ▄▀  █    ▀██▀    ▀▀ ▀▀  ▄▀  ]],
         [[   █   █  █      ▄▄           ▄▀   ]],
       },
+      skull_emperor = {
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⣼⠃⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠻⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⣰⡏⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣈⣧⠈⠻⣿⣦⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠘⡏⢿⣧⣿⠀⢀⣿⠁⠀⢀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⠖⠂⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡏⣀⣀⣭⣷⣄⠉⠉⠒⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣾⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⣤⣇⠘⣿⠇⠀⢸⡇⠀⢠⣾⣿⣀⡤⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⢻⣽⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⢸⣿⣿⡀⢻⡇⢠⡿⠀⣰⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠙⢿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶]],
+        [[⢸⣿⣿⣧⣈⣧⡿⠁⢠⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣼⢹⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿]],
+        [[⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢹⣿⣿⠁⠀⢀⢛⣼⣿⣿⠳⣄⢀⣾⣿⣿]],
+        [[⢻⡇⠀⢻⣿⣇⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠘⢦⣀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠘⣿⡗⣿⣿]],
+        [[⠈⣧⠀⠈⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠈⠙⡓⠶⣤⣄⡈⠻⣿⣿⣧⣸⡇⡆⠀⢳⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣸⣏⠁⣿⣿]],
+        [[⠀⠹⡆⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠉⠳⢦⡈⠛⠷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢰⣿⠃⠀⣼⣿]],
+        [[⠀⠀⢻⣀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠲⣄⣄⣌⣲⣄⠸⣿⡿⣿⣿⣷⣴⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣸⡟]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠘⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⢿⣶⣶⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣧⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⢸⣿⠇⠀⣼⡿⣇]],
+        [[⠀⣀⡴⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣙⠶⡄⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠘⠛⣿⣆⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢀⣿⠇⢸]],
+        [[⠀⢻⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠈⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡄⠀⠀⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠈⢻⡆⢸⠃⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⢸]],
+        [[⠀⠈⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣾⡄⠀⠀⢿⡟⠀⣠⣼⣿⠇⠀⢼]],
+        [[⠀⠸⣅⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⡇⠀⠀⢧⡀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⢠⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⡟]],
+        [[⠀⣀⡿⠈⢿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣴⣿⣿⠀⢀⡟]],
+        [[⠀⡿⠁⠀⠼⠛⢹⣯⣸⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠞⠉⢿⡿⠿⠟⣻⡟⠁⢠⡾⠛⢩⣿⣰⡿⠀]],
+        [[⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠿⠋⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠜⠁⠀⠀⣠⡴⢻⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⡿⠀⡖⢸⡇⠀⢠⡟⣠⡾⣋⣴⣴⠟⣽⣿⠃⠀]],
+        [[⠀⢷⠀⢀⡾⣤⣼⣶⡖⠶⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢲⣷⣶⡶⠶⠆⣀⣀⣠⣴⠟⡟⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢨⠃⣸⣿⣦⣿⣟⣩⣾⡿⠋⣡⣾⣿⠃⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⢰⠏⠈⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣏⣴⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢿⠻⠿⢫⠏⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⣶⣴⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⣿⠏⣿⡇⠀⢀⣾⣿⠧⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⣰⠟⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣯⣁⣠⣾⣿⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠘⠋⢰⣿⣿⣶⡾⣿⣿⠇⠀⣠⠞⢉⠜⠁⡴⠀⢀⣴⡟⠉⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣶⡦⣴⢲⣴⢦⡤⣤⣤⣄⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡿⠋⠙⢿⣯⣿⣿⠀⡰⠃⠀⠋⠀⡼⠁⠀⡞⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⣿⢰⡇⢰⠇⢸⡇⣸⣨⣇⣸⣏⣸⢇⣾⣿⣀⣠⠤⠤⠵⣫⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣟⢿⢿⣿⣷⣿⣹⣇⣿⣸⣧⠥⠿⠴⠜⠋⠁⠀⠀⡴⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠁⢀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠛⠉⠉⠙⠉⠁⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⣠⣾⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣴⣶⠾⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣾⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢀⣠⣾⡾⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢀⣀⡀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⣶⠶⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⣂⣀⣀⣀⣍⣳⣶⣾⣿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠻⠿⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+      },
+      skull_bull = {
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢤⢄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠠⢀⡈⢀⣙⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠤⠤⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣝⢇⠀⠀⣀⣠⠤⠤⠤⠤⣤⡤⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⡀⠀⠀⠠⣄⠈⢺⣺⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⢀⠘⣔⠄⠑⠂⠈⠀⡔⠤⠴⠚⡁⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠔⢶⡢⡀⠀⠠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣇⠀⢃⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡸⠃⢀⡴⠊⢀⠀⠀⠈⢂⡤⠚⠁⠀⠀⠙⢿⠀⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⣠⠾⣹⢤⢼⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢀⠞⠁⠀⢠⣴⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⣾⢡⣤⡈⠣⡀⠙⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⠤⣤⠤⣌⠁⢛⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⢇⠀⠘⣆⠀⢀⡴⡆]],
+        [[⠀⠀⣿⢻⣿⣿⣄⡸⠀⡆⠀⠒⣈⣩⣉⣉⡈⠉⠉⠢⣉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠈⠢⣀⠈⠉⢁⡴⠃]],
+        [[⠀⢀⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣸⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡄⠀⡇⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀]],
+        [[⣠⣞⠘⢛⡛⢻⣷⣤⡀⠈⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠻⣌⠯⡁⢠⣸⣿⣿⣷⡄⠁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠃⠰⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠉⢻⠨⠟⠹⢿⣿⢣⠀⠀⢨⡧⣌⠉⠁⣀⠴⠊⠑⠀⡸⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢲⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠐⠁⠀⠀⢉⣉⠁⠀⠀⢀⠔⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣻⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⢠⠟⡦⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⠉⠀⣹⣦⠤⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠈⠙⣦⣁⡎⢈⠏⢱⠚⢲⠔⢲⠲⡖⠖⣦⣿⡟⠀⣿⡿⠁⣠⢔⡤⠷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⢿⣟⠿⡿⠿⠶⢾⠶⠾⠶⠾⠞⢻⠋⠏⣸⠁⠀⡽⠓⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⢸⡏⠳⠷⠴⠣⠜⠢⠜⠓⠛⠊⠀⢀⡴⠣⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⣏⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠁⢀⣀⣀⠴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠘⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠴⠖⠒⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+        [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠑⠒⠒⠐⠒⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
+      },
     }
 
     dashboard.section.header.val = ascii_arts['pacman'] -- require("ascii").art.gaming.pacman['basic']
@@ -217,12 +280,42 @@ return {
       dashboard.button("q", "  Quit NVIM", ":qa<CR>"),
     }
 
+    local getFortune = function()
+      local fortunes = {
+        ' \nI\'m sick of following my dreams, man. I\'m just going\nto ask where they\'re going and hook up with ’em later.\n \n—Mitch Hedberg',
+        ' \nBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in\ntheir shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a\nmile away from them and you have their shoes. \n \n—Jack Handey',
+        ' \nBefore you marry a person, you should first make them use\na computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.\n \n—Will Ferrell',
+        ' \nCommon sense is like deodorant. The people who need it\nmost never use it.\n \n—Anonymous',
+        ' \nHere’s all you have to know about men and women: Women\nare crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women\nare crazy is that men are stupid.\n \n—George Carlin',
+        ' \nCal: “You are really pushing my buttons today.”\nBecky: “Which one is \'mute \'?”\n \n—Waitress, the Musical',
+        ' \nMy grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even\ncare.',
+        ' \nThe doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with\nmy gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.',
+        ' \nMy grandfather said my generation relies too much on\nthe latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.',
+        ' \nFeminism: because not all women can be pretty.',
+        ' \nI am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?',
+        ' \nIt’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has\ngood taste.',
+        ' \nLight travels faster than sound. This is why some\npeople appear bright until they speak.\n \n-Steven Wright',
+        ' \nDon’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it\nvery often.',
+        ' \nIf at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for\nyou.',
+        ' \nPeople say that laughter is the best medicine… your\nface must be curing the world.',
+        ' \nWell at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.',
+        ' \nThe stuff you heard about me is a lie. I\'m way\nworse.',
+        ' \nMarriage. Because your crappy day doesn\'t have to\nend at work.',
+        ' \nI don\'t have a welcome mat at my door because I\'m\nnot a liar.',
+        ' \nI\'ll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.',
+        ' \nSorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last\nfew minutes of not being here.',
+        ' \nYou\'re everything I want in someone I don\'t want\nanymore.',
+        ' \nFriendships must be built on a solid foundation of\nalcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.',
+      }
+      return fortunes[math.random(1, #fortunes)]
+    end
+
     -- Set footer
-    local handle = assert(io.popen('fortune -s'))
+    --[[local handle = assert(io.popen('fortune -s'))
     local fortune = handle:read("*all")
-    handle:close()
+    handle:close()]]
-    dashboard.section.footer.val = fortune
+    dashboard.section.footer.val = getFortune()
-    dashboard.section.header.opts.hl = "Title"
+    dashboard.section.header.opts.hl = "Error"
     dashboard.section.buttons.opts.hl = "Debug"
     dashboard.section.footer.opts.hl = "Conceal"
     dashboard.config.opts.noautocmd = true

lua/custom/plugins/none-ls.lua

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ return {
           disabled_filetypes = { 'javascript', 'typescript', 'json' } -- Use biome
         }),
         null_ls.builtins.formatting.biome,
-        null_ls.builtins.diagnostics.biome,
+        -- null_ls.builtins.diagnostics.biome,
       }
     })
   end