327 lines
32 KiB
Lua
327 lines
32 KiB
Lua
return {
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'goolord/alpha-nvim',
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dependencies = { 'nvim-tree/nvim-web-devicons', 'BlakeJC94/alpha-nvim-fortune' },
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config = function()
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local alpha = require("alpha")
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local dashboard = require("alpha.themes.dashboard")
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math.randomseed(os.time())
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local ascii_arts = {
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kraken = {
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" ",
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" ",
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" ",
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" ⣴⣶⣤⡤⠦⣤⣀⣤⠆ ⣈⣭⣿⣶⣿⣦⣼⣆ ",
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" ⠉⠻⢿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣶⣦⠤⠄⡠⢾⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⡛⣦ ",
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" ⠈⢿⣿⣟⠦ ⣾⣿⣿⣷ ⠻⠿⢿⣿⣧⣄ ",
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" ⣸⣿⣿⢧ ⢻⠻⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠢⣀⡀⠈⠙⠿⠄ ",
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" ⢠⣿⣿⣿⠈ ⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣳⣤⣀⣀ ",
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" ⢠⣧⣶⣥⡤⢄ ⣸⣿⣿⠘ ⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⣧⠈⢿⠿⠟⠛⠻⠿⠄ ",
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" ⣰⣿⣿⠛⠻⣿⣿⡦⢹⣿⣷ ⢊⣿⣿⡏ ⢸⣿⣿⡇ ⢀⣠⣄⣾⠄ ",
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" ⣠⣿⠿⠛ ⢀⣿⣿⣷⠘⢿⣿⣦⡀ ⢸⢿⣿⣿⣄ ⣸⣿⣿⡇⣪⣿⡿⠿⣿⣷⡄ ",
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" ⠙⠃ ⣼⣿⡟ ⠈⠻⣿⣿⣦⣌⡇⠻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇ ⠛⠻⢷⣄ ",
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" ⢻⣿⣿⣄ ⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠫⢿⣿⡆ ",
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" ⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣀⣤⣾⡿⠃ ",
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},
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skull = {
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' .:::!~!!!!!:.',
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' .xUHWH!! !!?M88WHX:.',
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' .X*#M@$!! !X!M$$$$$$WWx:.',
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' :!!!!!!?H! :!$!$$$$$$$$$$8X:',
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' !!~ ~:~!! :~!$!#$$$$$$$$$$8X:',
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' :!~::!H!< ~.U$X!?R$$$$$$$$MM!',
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' ~!~!!!!~~ .:XW$$$U!!?$$$$$$RMM!',
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' !:~~~ .:!M"T#$$$$WX??#MRRMMM!',
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' ~?WuxiW*` `"#$$$$8!!!!??!!!',
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' :X- M$$$$ `"T#$T~!8$WUXU~',
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' :%` ~#$$$m: ~!~ ?$$$$$$',
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' :!`.- ~T$$$$8xx. .xWW- ~""##*"',
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'..... -~~:<` ! ~?T#$$@@W@*?$$ /`',
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'W$@@M!!! .!~~ !! .:XUW$W!~ `"~: :',
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'#"~~`.:x%`!! !H: !WM$$$$Ti.: .!WUn+!`',
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':::~:!!`:X~ .: ?H.!u "$$$B$$$!W:U!T$$M~',
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'.~~ :X@!.-~ ?@WTWo("*$$$W$TH$! `',
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'Wi.~!X$?!-~ :: ?$$$B$Wu("**$RM!',
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'$R@i.~~ ! :: ~$$$$$B$$en:``',
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'?MXT@Wx.~ :: ~"##*$$$$M'
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},
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alien = {
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" :h- Nhy` ",
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" -mh. h. `Ndho ",
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" hmh+ oNm. oNdhh ",
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" `Nmhd` /NNmd /NNhhd ",
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" -NNhhy `hMNmmm`+NNdhhh ",
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" .NNmhhs ```....`..-:/./mNdhhh+ ",
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" mNNdhhh- `.-::///+++////++//:--.`-/sd` ",
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" oNNNdhhdo..://++//++++++/+++//++///++/-.` ",
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" y. `mNNNmhhhdy+/++++//+/////++//+++///++////-` `/oos: ",
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" . Nmy: :NNNNmhhhhdy+/++/+++///:.....--:////+++///:.`:s+ ",
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" h- dNmNmy oNNNNNdhhhhy:/+/+++/- ---:/+++//++//.` ",
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" hd+` -NNNy`./dNNNNNhhhh+-:///// -+oo:` ::-:+////++///:` ",
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" /Nmhs+oss-:++/dNNNmhho:--::/// /mmmmmo ../-///++///////. ",
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" oNNdhhhhhhhs//osso/:---:::/// /yyyyso ..o+-//////////:/. ",
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" /mNNNmdhhhh/://+///:::////// -:::- ..+sy+:////////::/:/. ",
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" /hNNNdhhs--:/+++////++/////. ..-/yhhs-/////////::/::/` ",
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" .ooo+/-::::/+///////++++//-/ossyyhhhhs/:///////:::/::::/: ",
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" -///:::::::////++///+++/////:/+ooo+/::///////.::://::---+` ",
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" /////+//++++/////+////-..//////////::-:::--`.:///:---:::/: ",
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" //+++//++++++////+++///::-- .::::-------:: ",
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" :/++++///////////++++//////. -:/:----::../- ",
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" -/++++//++///+////////////// .::::---:::-.+` ",
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" `////////////////////////////:. --::-----...-/ ",
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" -///://////////////////////::::-.. :-:-:-..-::.`.+` ",
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" :/://///:///::://::://::::::/:::::::-:---::-.-....``/- - ",
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" ::::://::://::::::::::::::----------..-:....`.../- -+oo/ ",
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" -/:::-:::::---://:-::-::::----::---.-.......`-/. ``",
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" s-`::--:::------:////----:---.-:::...-.....`./: ",
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" yMNy.`::-.--::..-dmmhhhs-..-.-.......`.....-/:` ",
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" oMNNNh. `-::--...:NNNdhhh/.--.`..``.......:/- ",
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" :dy+:` .-::-..NNNhhd+``..`...````.-::-` ",
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" .-:mNdhh:.......--::::-` ",
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" yNh/..------..` ",
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" ",
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},
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logo = {
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" ░░ ░░ ",
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" ████ ████ ",
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" ██▓▓██ ██ ██ ",
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" ██▓▓▓▓██ ██ ██ ",
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" ██████▓▓▓▓▓▓██████████████████████████████████████ ██████ ",
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" ██░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░██ ",
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" ██▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ██ ",
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" ██▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░░▒▒▒▒ ██ ",
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" ██████░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░██████ ",
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" ████░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░░ ▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░████ ",
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" ██ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓██ ",
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" ████████ ████░░████ ████████ ",
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" ██ ",
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},
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fsociety_frankfurt = {
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[[ ..... .x+=:. . s ]],
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[[ .H8888888x. '`+ z` ^% @88> :8 .. ]],
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[[:888888888888x. ! . <k u. %8P .88 @L ]],
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[[8~ `"*88888888" .@8Ned8" ...ue888b . . .u :888ooo 9888i .dL ]],
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[[! . `f"""" .@^%8888" 888R Y888r .udR88N .@88u ud8888. -*8888888 `Y888k:*888.]],
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[[ ~:...-` :8L <)88: x88: `)8b. 888R I888> <888'888k ''888E` :888'8888. 8888 888E 888I]],
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[[ . :888:>X88! 8888N=*8888 888R I888> 9888 'Y" 888E d888 '88%" 8888 888E 888I]],
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[[ :~"88x 48888X ^` %8" R88 888R I888> 9888 888E 8888.+" 8888 888E 888I]],
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[[< :888k'88888X @8Wou 9% u8888cJ888 9888 888E 8888L .8888Lu= 888E 888I]],
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[[ d8888f '88888X .888888P` "*888*P" ?8888u../ 888& '8888c. .+ ^%888* x888N><888']],
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[[ :8888! ?8888> ` ^"F 'Y" "8888P' R888" "88888% 'Y" "88" 888 ]],
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[[ X888! 8888~ "P' "" "YP' 88F ]],
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[[ '888 X88f 98" ]],
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[[ '%8: .8*" ./" ]],
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[[ ^----~"` ~` ]],
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},
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fsociety_aligator = {
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[[ :::::::::: :::::::: :::::::: :::::::: ::::::::::: :::::::::: ::::::::::: ::: ::: ]],
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[[ :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: :+: ]],
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[[ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ +:+ ]],
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[[ :#::+::# +#++:++#++ +#+ +:+ +#+ +#+ +#++:++# +#+ +#++: ]],
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[[ +#+ +#+ +#+ +#+ +#+ +#+ +#+ +#+ +#+ ]],
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[[ #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# #+# ]],
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[[### ######## ######## ######## ########### ########## ### ### ]],
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},
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hacker_face = {
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[[⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡶⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⢾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⢖⣛⣧⣴⣶⣤⣄⠹⡆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢃⣤⣴⣶⣧⣽⣛⡲⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⢱⣄⣴⣟⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⣷⣄⣴⠃⠀]],
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[[⢠⠟⠉⠉⠉⠛⠓⠿⠏⠸⠟⠛⠉⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠇⠿⠟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠙⠻⡀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢿⠿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⢴⠏⠀⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠈⢳⡀⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀]],
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[[⠀⢹⣶⢤⣤⡤⠴⠶⠛⠉⠀⠸⠀⣄⢻⣄⠀⠀⢀⣸⢃⣀⠰⠃⠈⠙⠓⠶⠤⣤⣤⢤⣾⠃⠀]],
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[[⠀⠈⢿⣆⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣱⣬⣍⣉⣯⣥⡉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⢃⣾⡏⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠈⢿⣆⠹⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⠟⠙⢿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣾⡿⠁⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⡈⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣋⣀⣀⣀⣻⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⣠⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣎⠓⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⢊⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⣄⣀⣠⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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},
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pacman = {
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[[ ]],
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[[ ████▒▒▒▒▒▒████ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ████ ██▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒██ ]],
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[[ ██ ██ ████ ████ ]],
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[[ ]],
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},
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cat = {
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[[ ▀████▀▄▄ ▄█ ]],
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[[ █▀ ▀▀▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▀▀█ ]],
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[[ ▄ █ ▀▀▀▀▄ ▄▀ ]],
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[[ ▄▀ ▀▄ ▀▄ ▀▄▀ ]],
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[[ ▄▀ █ █▀ ▄█▀▄ ▄█ ]],
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[[ ▀▄ ▀▄ █ ▀██▀ ██▄█ ]],
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[[ ▀▄ ▄▀ █ ▄██▄ ▄ ▄ ▀▀ █ ]],
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[[ █ ▄▀ █ ▀██▀ ▀▀ ▀▀ ▄▀ ]],
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[[ █ █ █ ▄▄ ▄▀ ]],
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},
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skull_emperor = {
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⣼⠃⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠻⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⣰⡏⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣈⣧⠈⠻⣿⣦⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠘⡏⢿⣧⣿⠀⢀⣿⠁⠀⢀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⠖⠂⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡏⣀⣀⣭⣷⣄⠉⠉⠒⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣾⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⣤⣇⠘⣿⠇⠀⢸⡇⠀⢠⣾⣿⣀⡤⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⢻⣽⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⢸⣿⣿⡀⢻⡇⢠⡿⠀⣰⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠙⢿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶]],
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[[⢸⣿⣿⣧⣈⣧⡿⠁⢠⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣼⢹⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿]],
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[[⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢹⣿⣿⠁⠀⢀⢛⣼⣿⣿⠳⣄⢀⣾⣿⣿]],
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[[⢻⡇⠀⢻⣿⣇⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠘⢦⣀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠘⣿⡗⣿⣿]],
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[[⠈⣧⠀⠈⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠈⠙⡓⠶⣤⣄⡈⠻⣿⣿⣧⣸⡇⡆⠀⢳⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣸⣏⠁⣿⣿]],
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[[⠀⠹⡆⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠉⠳⢦⡈⠛⠷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢰⣿⠃⠀⣼⣿]],
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[[⠀⠀⢻⣀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠲⣄⣄⣌⣲⣄⠸⣿⡿⣿⣿⣷⣴⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣸⡟]],
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[[⠀⠀⠘⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⢿⣶⣶⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣧⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⢸⣿⠇⠀⣼⡿⣇]],
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[[⠀⣀⡴⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣙⠶⡄⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠘⠛⣿⣆⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢀⣿⠇⢸]],
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[[⠀⢻⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠈⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡄⠀⠀⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠈⢻⡆⢸⠃⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⢸]],
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[[⠀⠈⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣾⡄⠀⠀⢿⡟⠀⣠⣼⣿⠇⠀⢼]],
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[[⠀⠸⣅⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⡇⠀⠀⢧⡀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⢠⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⡟]],
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[[⠀⣀⡿⠈⢿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣴⣿⣿⠀⢀⡟]],
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||
[[⠀⡿⠁⠀⠼⠛⢹⣯⣸⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠞⠉⢿⡿⠿⠟⣻⡟⠁⢠⡾⠛⢩⣿⣰⡿⠀]],
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[[⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠿⠋⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠜⠁⠀⠀⣠⡴⢻⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⡿⠀⡖⢸⡇⠀⢠⡟⣠⡾⣋⣴⣴⠟⣽⣿⠃⠀]],
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[[⠀⢷⠀⢀⡾⣤⣼⣶⡖⠶⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢲⣷⣶⡶⠶⠆⣀⣀⣠⣴⠟⡟⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢨⠃⣸⣿⣦⣿⣟⣩⣾⡿⠋⣡⣾⣿⠃⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⢰⠏⠈⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣏⣴⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢿⠻⠿⢫⠏⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⣶⣴⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⣿⠏⣿⡇⠀⢀⣾⣿⠧⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⣰⠟⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣯⣁⣠⣾⣿⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠘⠋⢰⣿⣿⣶⡾⣿⣿⠇⠀⣠⠞⢉⠜⠁⡴⠀⢀⣴⡟⠉⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣶⡦⣴⢲⣴⢦⡤⣤⣤⣄⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡿⠋⠙⢿⣯⣿⣿⠀⡰⠃⠀⠋⠀⡼⠁⠀⡞⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⣿⢰⡇⢰⠇⢸⡇⣸⣨⣇⣸⣏⣸⢇⣾⣿⣀⣠⠤⠤⠵⣫⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣟⢿⢿⣿⣷⣿⣹⣇⣿⣸⣧⠥⠿⠴⠜⠋⠁⠀⠀⡴⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠁⢀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠛⠉⠉⠙⠉⠁⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⣠⣾⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣴⣶⠾⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣾⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢀⣠⣾⡾⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢀⣀⡀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⣶⠶⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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||
[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⣂⣀⣀⣀⣍⣳⣶⣾⣿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠻⠿⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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},
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skull_bull = {
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[[⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢤⢄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠠⢀⡈⢀⣙⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠤⠤⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣝⢇⠀⠀⣀⣠⠤⠤⠤⠤⣤⡤⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⡀⠀⠀⠠⣄⠈⢺⣺⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⢀⠘⣔⠄⠑⠂⠈⠀⡔⠤⠴⠚⡁⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠔⢶⡢⡀⠀⠠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣇⠀⢃⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡸⠃⢀⡴⠊⢀⠀⠀⠈⢂⡤⠚⠁⠀⠀⠙⢿⠀⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⣠⠾⣹⢤⢼⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢀⠞⠁⠀⢠⣴⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⣾⢡⣤⡈⠣⡀⠙⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⠤⣤⠤⣌⠁⢛⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⢇⠀⠘⣆⠀⢀⡴⡆]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⣿⢻⣿⣿⣄⡸⠀⡆⠀⠒⣈⣩⣉⣉⡈⠉⠉⠢⣉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠈⠢⣀⠈⠉⢁⡴⠃]],
|
||
[[⠀⢀⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣸⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡄⠀⡇⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⣠⣞⠘⢛⡛⢻⣷⣤⡀⠈⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠻⣌⠯⡁⢠⣸⣿⣿⣷⡄⠁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠃⠰⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠉⢻⠨⠟⠹⢿⣿⢣⠀⠀⢨⡧⣌⠉⠁⣀⠴⠊⠑⠀⡸⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢲⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠐⠁⠀⠀⢉⣉⠁⠀⠀⢀⠔⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣻⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⢠⠟⡦⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⠉⠀⣹⣦⠤⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠈⠙⣦⣁⡎⢈⠏⢱⠚⢲⠔⢲⠲⡖⠖⣦⣿⡟⠀⣿⡿⠁⣠⢔⡤⠷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⢿⣟⠿⡿⠿⠶⢾⠶⠾⠶⠾⠞⢻⠋⠏⣸⠁⠀⡽⠓⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⢸⡏⠳⠷⠴⠣⠜⠢⠜⠓⠛⠊⠀⢀⡴⠣⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⣏⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠁⢀⣀⣀⠴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠘⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠴⠖⠒⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠑⠒⠒⠐⠒⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
|
||
},
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
dashboard.section.header.val = ascii_arts['pacman'] -- require("ascii").art.gaming.pacman['basic']
|
||
|
||
-- Set menu
|
||
dashboard.section.buttons.val = {
|
||
dashboard.button("e", " New file", ":ene <BAR> startinsert <CR>"),
|
||
dashboard.button("r", " Recently used files", ":Telescope oldfiles<CR>"),
|
||
dashboard.button("f", " Find file", ":Telescope find_files<CR>"),
|
||
dashboard.button("t", " Find text", ":Telescope live_grep <CR>"),
|
||
dashboard.button("q", " Quit NVIM", ":qa<CR>"),
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
local getFortune = function()
|
||
local fortunes = {
|
||
' \nI\'m sick of following my dreams, man. I\'m just going\nto ask where they\'re going and hook up with ’em later.\n \n—Mitch Hedberg',
|
||
' \nBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in\ntheir shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a\nmile away from them and you have their shoes. \n \n—Jack Handey',
|
||
' \nBefore you marry a person, you should first make them use\na computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.\n \n—Will Ferrell',
|
||
' \nCommon sense is like deodorant. The people who need it\nmost never use it.\n \n—Anonymous',
|
||
' \nHere’s all you have to know about men and women: Women\nare crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women\nare crazy is that men are stupid.\n \n—George Carlin',
|
||
' \nCal: “You are really pushing my buttons today.”\nBecky: “Which one is \'mute \'?”\n \n—Waitress, the Musical',
|
||
' \nMy grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even\ncare.',
|
||
' \nThe doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with\nmy gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.',
|
||
' \nMy grandfather said my generation relies too much on\nthe latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.',
|
||
' \nFeminism: because not all women can be pretty.',
|
||
' \nI am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?',
|
||
' \nIt’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has\ngood taste.',
|
||
' \nLight travels faster than sound. This is why some\npeople appear bright until they speak.\n \n-Steven Wright',
|
||
' \nDon’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it\nvery often.',
|
||
' \nIf at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for\nyou.',
|
||
' \nPeople say that laughter is the best medicine… your\nface must be curing the world.',
|
||
' \nWell at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.',
|
||
' \nThe stuff you heard about me is a lie. I\'m way\nworse.',
|
||
' \nMarriage. Because your crappy day doesn\'t have to\nend at work.',
|
||
' \nI don\'t have a welcome mat at my door because I\'m\nnot a liar.',
|
||
' \nI\'ll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.',
|
||
' \nSorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last\nfew minutes of not being here.',
|
||
' \nYou\'re everything I want in someone I don\'t want\nanymore.',
|
||
' \nFriendships must be built on a solid foundation of\nalcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.',
|
||
}
|
||
return fortunes[math.random(1, #fortunes)]
|
||
end
|
||
|
||
-- Set footer
|
||
--[[local handle = assert(io.popen('fortune -s'))
|
||
local fortune = handle:read("*all")
|
||
handle:close()]]
|
||
dashboard.section.footer.val = getFortune() -- require(alpha.fortune)()
|
||
dashboard.section.header.opts.hl = "Error"
|
||
dashboard.section.buttons.opts.hl = "Debug"
|
||
dashboard.section.footer.opts.hl = "Conceal"
|
||
dashboard.config.opts.noautocmd = true
|
||
|
||
vim.cmd [[autocmd User AlphaReady echo 'ready']]
|
||
|
||
alpha.setup(dashboard.opts)
|
||
end
|
||
}
|